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P&G Sex Patch Approval Delayed: Women Should Just Stick To Tequila
By Gerard Oh | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Dec 15, 2004
 

The FDA has delayed approval of Intrinsa, consumer goods giant Procter & Gamble's new hormone patch that works to restore a woman's sex drive.

The FDA claimed that not enough tests had been run. It remains to be seen whether or not P&G will re-submit application for approval, or withdraw the product. Said P&G spokesperson Gwen Gale, "It is not uncommon to have unanswered safety questions at approval. In the meantime, women should just stick to tequila for improving their sex drive. I prefer Jose Cuervo myself."

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