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Gannett Co. Acquires The Cincinnati Dealer
By Gerard Oh | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Feb 23, 2005
 

Following the recent acquisition of HomeTown Communications, the Gannett Co. Inc. announced today it has also acquired The Cincinnati Dealer in a blockbuster mega-dollar deal.

No word yet on how this hostile takeover generous offer may affect the talented, underpaid staff over-compensated hacks at The Dealer, but those monopolistic pricks Gannett has assured The Dealer that all our asses are fired full editorial control will be given to the Gannett CEO Doug McCorkindale's talentless nephew remain with the current staff.

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