CINCINNATI - Political analysts took note this week as Hamilton County Commissioner Todd Portune took himself out of consideration as Barack Obama's Vice Presidential nominee.

At a special press conference today, Portune sought to preempt any possible rumors floating around that he might actually be on Obama's "short list".

"I am flattered to be considered," said Portune, "But I am not seeking the office of Vice President of the United States at this time.  I don't know if I could possibly be any clearer."

"I would of course be honored," he said, "But I am just a humble civil servant and awesome attorney who has never cheated on his wife."

"My talents are much better suited for a more simple office than the Vice Presidency, such as... oh I don't know, Ohio Attorney General, for one."