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EXCLUSIVE - Assassination Campaign Calendar |
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By Burt Safer | Dealer staff writer
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Mon, May 26, 2008
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New developments have emerged in the aftermath of Senator Hillary Clinton's reference to the RFK assassination. The Dealer has obtained a copy of Hillary's personal long-term planning calendar that would seem to corroborate the Clinton campaign's assertion that she uses assassinations as timeline markers on her calendar.
June
As we all know, anything can happen during Bobby Kennedy Assassination Month, and that includes a flood of superdelegates who will switch their endorsement from that Obamination to me.
July
Moving ahead to July which we all remember as the month that famous Ohioan James Garfield was assassinated... It will also be the month that I pick another famous Ohioan as my vice presidential nominee, Ted Strickland.
August
How interesting that the month of the assassination attempt on Moammar Khaddafi is the same month that Senator Obama will attempt to challenge me at the Democratic Convention, and fail.
September
William McKinley assassination day will be the perfect time to rally and unite the party against the Republicans as we near election day.
October
I expect that polls will project a huge win for the first woman president sometime around the anniversary of Indira Gandhi's assassination on October 31st.
November
Nobody expected to see JFK assassinated in November, but everybody can expect my November landslide win over John McCain!!!!
December
I expect that sometime around the anniversary of John Lennon's assassination, I will start announcing my cabinet. Imagine that!!!
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