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Marc Dann Investigates Self, Finds Wrongdoing

By Burt Safer | Dealer staff writer

Thu, May 15, 2008

Dann investigates the lint on his suit

COLUMBUS - After being pressured to appoint a special investigator who would investigate himself for impeachment proceedings, Marc Dann decided there was only one investigator who was qualified to investigate himself: Marc Dann.

"He really is the most qualified to investigate Marc Dann, and really knows the most about this situation," said Dann, "I don't know of anyone who would be better for this impeachment investigation than Marc Dann, and that's why I appointed him."

Soon after making the historic self-appointment, Dann discovered that there were big problems with how Marc Dann had conducted himself as Ohio Attorney General.

"After further review of Attorney General Dann, I have discovered that he sure messed things up," said Dann on Wednesday, "I have no further details to add, other than it would seem that Marc Dann should really make up with his wife, and I really really hope that she will find it in her heart to forgive him."

Marc Dann asked for Marc Dann's resignation, effective immediately, and recommended impeachment if Dann resisted.

Putting up no resistance, Marc Dann obliged Marc Dann's request, putting in his two weeks notice retroactive to two weeks ago.

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