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Ohio Awaits Dann Mistress's Nude Pictorial

By Burt Safer | Dealer staff writer

Mon, May 5, 2008

If only this was a picture of
Marc Dann's nude mistress

COLUMBUS - The identity of Ohio Attorney General Marc Dann's mistress hasn't been publicized yet, but millions of Ohioans are already clamoring for her nude pictorial.

A recent survey of Ohio men showed that while 80% are outraged that the Attorney General cheated on his wife, 3 out of 5 still wonder what his mistress's turn-ons, turn-offs and cup size are.

Rumors around Columbus hold that Dann's mistress asked for a few more weeks of privacy so she could get back into shape for the imminent Cincinnati Gentleman magazine centerfold. That isn't a good enough excuse for Cincinnati resident Darrell Rector.

"Only a few days after hearing about Spitzer's affair, I got to see nude pictures of Alexandra Dupre on the internet," said Rector, "Plus I heard Alexandra's gonna be in Playboy. What is taking Dann's mistress so long? Don't tell me that Marc Dann is the only one who gets to see her naked."

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Quick Poll

The CCV wants to end the Adult ads in the back of CityBeat. How do YOU feel?

	I am outraged. I responded to one of those ads, and didn't even get a handjob.
	I really don't care about those ads, but can you give me more information about the "Safe Sex Get Paid" ads?
	I think we should ban those ads, as soon as we finish banning porn from the internet.
	The Adult section is too important for the back pages. They should move it to the front, like in the Yellow Pages.
	I think children ought to be protected from words like "body rub" and "tantric massage".
	Does anyone else know if "accupressure" is as sexy as it sounds?
	Sorry, not for me. The best whores don't place ads in a newspaper.

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