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Local Green Bin Under Investigation

By Burt Safer | Dealer staff writer

Fri, May 2, 2008

Photographic proof that a local green bin distributed illicit recyclables to minors

SAYLER PARK - The Hamilton County Department of Job and Family Services is investigating a Sayler Park green recycling bin for distributing empty liquor bottles and empty beer cans to minors.

The investigation was requested by Hamilton County Muncipal Court Judge Bernard Bouchard after he found photos of the harmful recyclables while browsing MySpace. Judge Bouchard marked it as the first time in county history that underage teenagers have come in contact with alcohol paraphernalia.

"I was grateful when SkateQueen1992 added me as a friend," said Judge Bouchard, "But I was later horrified to discover that her household's green recycling bin might be a dangerous influence in both her and her sister's lives."

"This green bin ought to have known the devastating effects of combining beer and Jagermeister," continued Bouchard, "I realize these containers were empty, but what a horrible example to set for these girls."

"Always remember, vodka and beer, have no fear.. Beer and Jager, prepare to meet your maker," added Bouchard.

The green bin was unavailable for comment.

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