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"Who Dey" Chant Fails to Convince Chad Johnson
By Burt Safer | Dealer staff writer    Fri, Apr 25, 2008
 

chad_johnsonCINCINNATI - Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson says he wants to leave the team for any team that has "a slight chance of winning the Super Bowl sometime within the next decade".

On ESPN this week, Bengals quarterback Carson Palmer told reporters,  "I just want to say this one thing to Chad Johnson if he's watching.. Who dey.. Who dey.. Who dey think they gonna beat dem Bengals?"

On ESPN the following night, Chad Johnson answered that Palmer's Who Dey chant, despite being a strong argument, had failed to convince him to want to stay with the Bengals.  He then publicly offered a prize Lexus to Mike Brown if he is traded.

Coach Marvin Lewis told reporters this week that he would put the wide receiver on a strict regimen of antidepressants, for his recent lack of "team player skills".

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