The Cincinnati Dealer - P&G to Take Over the Rap Game

P&G to Take Over the Rap Game

By Burt Safer | Dealer staff writer

Wed, Apr 16, 2008

CINCINNATI - Global consumer products giant Procter & Gamble is launching a rap label to help promote its TAG body spray and other product lines.

The Dealer has obtained a transcript of a recent freestyle rap by the first hot recording star off of the label, who goes by the name "A.G.", an abbreviation for "A Gangsta":

It's A.G., yo, A Gangsta -
Coming so fresh so clean like Ivory or Zest
the Latina ladies scream "Olay" whenever I step
First I spray the gat
then I spray the TAG Body Spray
Into the eyes of the Energizer Bunny....
Torturing rabbits ain't nothing cause I rep Duracell
Plus I'm the best part of waking up
like Folgers ya heard
And you know I'm Charmin' that Cover Girl
Nice 'n Easy A.G. Always got the Max Factor
Getting up inside the girl like I was a Tampax
A.G. Pampers her entire Physique,
she can Rely on me..
She got Loving Care came like a Cascade
It's no Secret, yo she gave me Oral, B
getting Head & Shoulders rubbed by the bitch
And at the crack of Dawn,
A.G. Puffs an Old Spice spliff
A.G. Always A Gangsta,
making dough for my GBS's and my GBU's
All I want to do is come up and
feed my dawgs like Eukanuba

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