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Celebrity Vagina Monologues!
By Fred Pastry | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Feb 9, 2005
 

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See what people are saying:

“Half the audience passed out during the ventriloquist skit.”
  - Jim Hunter, Cincinnati Paramedic

“Stephanie Dunlap has the best material.”
- Larry Flynt, Hustler Magazine

“I thought when Regina kept yelling ‘Rrrright Now’ over & over again she wanted audience participation.  Sorry.  My mistake.”
- Tom McElfresh, CityBeat

“Regina Carswell told me What’s Hot in very specific detail.”
 - Rick Pender, CityBeat

“The raspberry jelly donuts served during intermission was a little over the top.”
- Mark Sterner

“They kept the Roxanne Qualls lollipop scene in?”
- Gary Goldman, Owner of the Esquire Theatre

“SCABS!  All of them.  Non-equity actors!”
- Union protesters in front of Bigg’s Hypermart

“Gallagher has nothing on this crew of actors.”
 - Jackie Demaline, Cincinnati Enquirer

“I don’t get it.”
 - Peter Bronson, Cincinnati Enquirer

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