DAYTON - Thursday was a "Mission Accomplished" moment of sorts for President Bush, when he discovered a caché of inactive servicemen hidden at an Air Force hangar. 

Bush, who had been looking for more military who weren't already deployed in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere, was in Dayton to deliver War on Terror speech #2310 at Wright-Paterson Air Force Base.  Actually, it was the same speech he always delivers, just the 2310th instance.

"Oh, there you boys are," said Bush, after discovering the concealed caché of unused but alive military personnel.

"I've been looking all over tarnation for you," Bush continued, "Hey, want to go to Iran?" 

"Heh-heh-heh-heh," Bush added.

Bush had also been in town to speak in defense of America's freedom to attend political fundraisers.