CINCINNATI -Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals CEO Steve Warshak of Forest Park was convicted Friday on four counts of non-aggrandizement and three counts of conspiracy to not engorge members.

Warshak's company sold Enzyte as it's premier "nutraceutical", a word that Warshak totally made up.  Enzyte's ingredients consisted of dehydrated molasses and maple syrup, at a precise ratio which Warshak claims gave him the penis he has today.

Berkeley made Cincinnati the penis enlargement capital of the world, and some say, put the "Forest" back in Forest Park.  However, federal prosecutors claimed that they didn't see results of Enzyte's advertised gains in length and girth. 

Although he faces 20 years for failing to enlarge penises, Warshak contends that he is personally responsible for over 150 miles in national manhood expansion.

"I stand by every mile," Warshak told reporters, "If anyone purchased Enzyte and still didn't experience at least a 24% gain in penile cubic centimers, I'd like to see photographic proof." [keywords berkley premium nutriceuticals steven warshack stephen worshak enzite]