CINCINNATi - Political analysts took note this week, as a pimp on the national political scene became the pimped.

New York Pimptress Hillary Clinton, the Democratic candidate who pimped out her own daughter earlier this month, is being pimped by Cincinnati's own Mark "Mayor Skinny Kingpin" Mallory.

Mayor Mallory, in addition to being a super-pimp, is also a super-delegate at the Democratic Convention in August, so he is being courted by both campaigns for his endorsement. Although there is plenty of information available on both candidates, Mallory just can't seem to make up his mind.

"That's just how a true pimp plays it," says Mallory, "If I had already said I would support that ho, then I wouldn't be seeing any of this free food, free cash, or free publicity. If Gov Strickland had watched how the true player operates, maybe he would've thought first before supporting that ho."

Mallory's point is well taken.  Ever since Ohio Governor Strickland threw his support behind Hillary, he hasn't received any of the perks that Mallory has seen: free lunches, dinners, front page photos, and political contributions.

While Mallory takes his time making this tough decision, thousands of Cincinnatians will also await news of his endorsement, so they will know who to vote for.  However, indecisive Mallory might not even make his decision in time for the March 4th primary.

"I just may ride this out until the convention," said Mallory, "Then again, who knows? The question isn't what have you done, but ho, what have you done for me lately?"