CINCINNATI - City Council member Laketa Cole asked the city on Friday to install some crazy ex-girlfriend detectors as a security measure at City Hall.

"I would like to express my condolences to the victims of the recent outbreaks of baby-mama drama across the country," said Cole.  

"And in light of this nationwide wave of insanely jealous ex-girlfriends," she said, "I am asking the city to research the possibility of installing some crazy ex-girlfriend detectors." 

According to Cole, a low-tech metal detector is not sufficient to detect the presence of a jealous ex-girlfriend.

"A simple metal detector would not necessarily prevent an assailant from entering City Hall,"  said Cole, "Especially if that assailant's name happens to be Sarah, Yvonne, or that bitch Whitney."