CINCINNATI - In the wake of losing his job at the pentagon, Donald Rumsfeld has been consulting with local boy-band advisor, Nick Lachey. Lachey recommended the  Ex-Sec start a hip-hop boy band. 

So Rumsfeld approached recently unemployed house-husband/rapper Kevin Federline and the two formed FedXxXSec. The duo believe they can use defiant boy band stardom to win back the hearts of the nation.

"Right now, we're America's most hated," K-Fed said. "I told Rummy, we can ride with that, middle fingers up still sayin' fuck the globe."

"My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008," Rumsfeld said about their upcoming album, "Outta 'Da Bush." 

According to Rumsfeld, their first single "Back to Back to Backup Dancing," has got some bangin' rhymes:

As you know there are known knowns / The things you know you know / Then there are the unknown unknowns / They hit you like a rock, hard / And then you're back to back to backup dancing.

Other songs on the upcoming release include:

• The Army You Have (Not the Army You Need)
• Rice Ain't White
• Rook to the Uruk
• P-O-T-U-S
• No Child Left Alive (for Britney)

FedXxXSec's "Outta 'Da Bush"  drops February 14, 2007.