COLUMBUS - Ken Blackwell spoke with the Dealer about recent comments from President Bush and Nikki Giovanni.

Dealer: In his recent book State of Denial, Bob Woodward quotes President Bush calling you a "nut." Are you a nut?

Blackwell: I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning. I have an appetite for sex cuz me so horny. You tell that to Mister Big-eared Honky Monkey.

Dealer: What about Nikki Giovanni's comments at the Fountain Square dedication? She said that you are a "political whore jumping from bed to bed to see who will stroke your knee."

Blackwell: She can stroke my knee any day.

Dealer: Mr. Blackwell

Blackwell:  There once was a poet named Nikki who couldn't keep her mouth off my dickie. I dipped it in spice, she said isn't that nice, and now Blackie is sportin' a thickie. Now who's the poet?

Dealer: So you're not a political whore?  

Blackwell: Bitch you don't know, you ain't heard. Fuckin' with me you're gonna get served. We all gotta price baby. From Nikki G. to Kenny B. Some of us just take more than Lincolns in back-alley parking lots.

Dealer: She also mentioned that she wasn't a "son of a bitch" like you.

Blackwell: Sticks and stones. Ass and clit. You know how I like that freaky shit. Yeah pop that high-brow coochie on over here baby girl.

Dealer: Thank you, Mr. Blackwell.