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Pete Rose Will Suck Your Dick |
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By David Akadjian | Dealer staff writer
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Sun, Sep 24, 2006
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CINCINNATI - Pete Rose announced that he will begin selling a limited series of 4,256 blowjobs in order to atone for betting on baseball.
The announcement is part of a promotional blitz and comes days after a series of autographed "I'm sorry I bet on baseball" souvenir balls went on sale on his website for $299.
The "hummers" start at $35 for the "Charlie Hustle" and run as high as $200 for the "Switch Hitter."
If you are a reporter with a Hall of Fame ballot or the current commissioner of Major League Baseball, you are eligible for a free "Big Red Machine."
Critics argue that this is nothing but opportunism, but Rose feels differently.
"C'mon," Rose said, "Would I be giving blowjobs if I wasn't really really sorry I bet on baseball?"
The "Hits King" just keeps 'em coming.
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