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Secret Blackberry Transcripts Revealed!

CINCINNATI - Last week, citizens voiced complaints about Councilmember Leslie Ghiz's tenacious texting during city council meetings. When pressed for copies of these messages under public records requests, Ghiz balked claiming that they were private records. Nonetheless, The Dealer's crack wireless hacking team has recently obtained a transcript of these electronic messages from a recent council meeting. Here in their unadulterated form are those private text messages. 

JC4HOR: when i get 2 congress u can b my policy womon, or do u want 2 do media?

LES: im going 2 k st so i can visit yr office and rock yr vote and get paid

JC4HOR: get it girl

LES: im so bored. ru voting 4 dohony?

JC4HOR: dunno, u?

LES: no way hes not as cute as david r

C4HOR: i know what u mean

LES: omg i almost missed that vote lol

JC4HOR: i just say yes when mm calls my name

LES: hey lady the 60s called they want there dress back. she must of got thst at goodwill. we dont need more cops we need some fashion police

JC4HOR: ill update my crime plan haha

LES: lmao!!!

JC4HOR: wanna get dinner at jeff rubys then go 2 my place? i have red hook in the fridge + glen beck on dvr

LES: u know it cya l8r g8r! -ill bring the honey and lemons

 

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