RIVERFRONT - Last week, Mayor Mark Mallory appointed the final member to the five-member Banks Working Group.  Or so he thought.  Tim Riordan, former city administrator and old white guy, joined four other old white guys in the group.  

Facing criticism from a bunch of reverends over the final choice , Mallory announced this week the appointment of a sixth member,  Token Black.  Mr. Black, originally of South Park, CO, has worked in entertainment his whole life, has no developer background, and is in the fourth grade.  Despite these facts, Mr. Black meets all requirements for this sixth position.

Critics were happy but commented that the work was not yet done.  With only a few more additions, the Working Group could resemble the strikingly precise diversity ratios present in Old Navy ads.