COLUMBUS - With oil prices nearing record highs, the state of Ohio recently introduced a new law to combat theft at the pump.

New stickers announced the law on pumps across the state. Now when you suck gas from one of the pumps, the state of Ohio will perform coitus on a state trooper.  

Reaction to the gas theft law was mixed.

"I'm not sure how the state having sex with troopers is going to solve anything ," said Heather Thomas of Ft. Wright.

Others had a different reaction.

"Let the punishment fit the crime," John Thacker of Symmes Township said. He then added that it seemed only fair as "troopers have been forcing the public to perform fellatio for years."