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Dumber Defeats Dumb in 2nd District Primary
By Gerard Oh | Dealer staff writer    Wed, May 3, 2006
 

dumb_dumber2ND DISTRICT - Jean Schmidt, the junior Representative from the 2nd District, who criticized a decorated Marine on the House floor before being booed off of it, who tried to insert herself into a parade without registering, who subsequently stalled her convertible holding up said parade, who was reprimanded by the Ohio Elections Commission for claiming a second bachelor's degree she did not earn, and claiming endorsements she did not have, somehow beat former Congressman and four-time loser Bob McEwen. 

After conceding the race, McEwen had this to say: "Don't worry about me. I'm going to go back home to Virginia and continue on with my honorable lobbying career."

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