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White Supremacists Kinda Dumb
By Gerard Oh | Dealer staff writer    Sat, Apr 15, 2006
 

OXFORD - About 15 white supremacists held a protest on Miami University's main campus last week to protest an ACLU panel on immigration reform.  The only problem was that the panel was on Miami's Hamilton campus. 

Eyewitnesses described the protest.  "First, they were yelling and marching in a circle.  No one was really paying attention except for a few vacant stares.  Then the yelling got a little mumbly, 'WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! ...White..  um.. power! um power!  white! yeah..'"  Then someone mentioned sandwiches and they all left."

Looking past the irony that a bunch of whitey's were rallying for power at Miami University of all places for a minute, the group evidently needs a secretary.  Maybe a low-paid illegal one.

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