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City Buys All Of Price Hill
By Gerard Oh | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Feb 8, 2006
 

LOWER PRICE HILL - Following the successful results from buying a troublesome house in Price Hill, city officials announced that they will move the plan forward by buying all the houses in Price Hill.

"This is a great crime-fighting initiative," said Mayor Mallory.  "By razing everything in Price Hill, the crime rate is sure to drop."

"Next, we'll expand the program by buying everything around Washington Park, including the school, but we'll do it through a quasi-private entity so as not to arouse any conflict of interest. I love this plan!"

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