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Local Man Has Really Bad Day
By Gerard Oh | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Feb 8, 2006
 

Charles Anthony Jones, 37, had a really, really, really bad day last week.

In less than an hour, police say he managed to break into his girlfriend's home, shoot her, beat up a man living there, put the woman in his car, lead police on a high-speed chase, hit a municipal truck injuring three workers, crash his car causing his girlfriend to be thrown over a guardrail and his car to catch on fire, get tased several times, before finally shooting himself in the head.

He is listed in critical condition.

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