10. Cindy Sheehan getting arrested in the gallery for wearing a protest t-shirt under her clothes.

9. Senator Carl Levin (D-Mich) mouthing the word fucker to a colleague.

8. Senator Mike Crapo (D-ID), I only mention his name, because of it.

7. An Army General standing behind the Supreme Court Justices inadvertently threw a forearm to the head of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas in attempt to shake the Presidents hand.

6. George Bush and his constant battle with the word Nuclear.

5. The bloated carcass of Ted Kennedy.

4. Network coverage quickly alternating camera shots between two black members of the house after the President mentioned the death of Coretta Scott King. Apprarently, they were the only two black members there.

3. Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA) adjusting her breast with her forearm.

2. While exiting the senate chambers, Bush pushed through a crowd to give a kiss to a woman in a low-cut dress exposing cleavage. After Bush turned away it looked like the woman grabbed his ass.

1. Supreme Court Justice Alito, on one of many standing ovations, stood and looked to his right to see if he should be clapping. When he saw that the other Justices were, he quickly followed suit. Expect Roe Vs. Wade to be overturned soon.