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POLL: UC Too Unsafe to be Safety School
By Jorge Barnes | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Feb 2, 2005
 
CLIFTON - Because of its relatively lax entrance requirements, the University of Cincinnati (UC) has been regularly applied to by Tri-state college hopefulls as a "safety school," or a school that students feel very confident that they will get into if they are rejected from their preferred, but more highly-selective school of choice.  But according to a recent poll conducted by the Cincinnati Dealer, UC is now too unsafe to be used as a safety school.

"Miami [University] is my dream school," explains Josh Reiner, a senior at Finneytown High School.  "I spent 11 hours on one of the optional essays just to push myself over the edge with admissions.  But I didn't want to take my chances because I have a 3.1 GPA and a 1080 SAT.  So I considered applying to UC.  But I didn't want to take my chances because they have the highest on-campus burglary rate in southwestern Ohio. So I applied to NKU [Northern Kentucky University] instead. And I fucking hate Kentucky."

Eighty-seven percent of polled college-bound Tri-state seniors agreed that UC was too dangerous to be a safety school.  That sentiment was echoed by UC freshmen.

"I'm from Ross County, so although I was pissed off when I didn't get into Scripps Howard School of Journalism at OU [Ohio University], I was like, well, at least at UC it'll be cool being in a big city for once," recalled Mike Hufford, '08 Communications.  "Little did I know I'd be mugged twice and have my car broken into eight times before my first midterm.  And my parents won't even let my sister come visit."

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