By Harold, Editor-In-Chief

(Owner of a silver Porsche & Clever as all get-out)

1. How old are you?
2. What sex are you?
3. Do you drink Jaeger?
4. Do you drink lots of Jaeger? Smoke pot? Drop acid?
5. Do you enjoy having impaired judgement?
6. Would a Rod McKuen LP turn you on?
7. Have you ever seen the flick "Sex Kittens Go to College?" 
8. Are mechanical robots and their dogs part of your repertoire of sexual fantasies?
9. Do you lust after journalists?
10. Have you ever "known" an internet-journalist in the Biblical sense?
11. On which side of town do you prefer to get your jollies?
12. Do you enjoy playing cornhole in the buff?
13. Have you ever been in a pornographic movie?
14. Is your phone number unlisted?
15. Can you contact me at the following email address: This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it ?

Thank you for participating in the Cincinnati Dealer’s 1^st Annual Sex Survey.

Note to Reader: You cannot catch a disease by participating in this survey.