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Power Over Pork Important

I applaud John Boehner for seeking power over pork ("Boehner seeks power over pork", Jan 15).  I have been seeking power over pork for many years now, but every time I see a big plate of bacon and ham over at the Denny's on 42, I just can't help but succumb to the pork. I'm helpless.

But if Boehner can tame his lust, then more power to him.  It's an asset he'll find quite valuable in our nation's fair capital.

Benny Jones, Liberty Twp.

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