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Correction
In last week's "Births" section, we reported that Amanda Byrd of Clifton had given virgin birth to the eradicator of all hope, that the seas will swell with blood, and that the infant's awesome power will scythe through all living beings as though they were stalks of wheat.  Ms. Byrd lives in University Heights, not Clifton.  We regret the error.

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