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City Pledges 800% Increase in Cops Shooting People
By Edmund Osterman | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Jan 18, 2006
 

CINCINNATI - In the wake of the last six weeks, in which three police officers have been shot, Cincinnati police and public officials vowed to start killing people again.

"If an officer pulls a gun out of a holster and we have citizens complaining, we apologize to you ahead of time," said Fraternal Order of Police (FOP) representative Kathy Harrell.

"When you've been on the job for years, you develop that sixth sense, and ... it allows you to act on that hunch. Many times you are right," said City Councilman Cecil Thomas. He added, "Some of the time, anyway."

The next riot due to the shooting of an unarmed citizen by a police officer is scheduled for June 13, 2006 (weather permitting).

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