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Spencer Loses Election, Crack Dealers
By Gerard Oh | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Jan 4, 2006
 

Fresh off a slightly improved 17th place finish in the Cincinnati city council race, Nick Spencer not only lost the race, but at least lost some crack dealer neighbors while he was at it.

Down but not out, Spencer finally cleared out the drug haven across the street from alchemize, the bar he co-owns.

The tenants evicted, and landlord held accountable, the building is undergoing renovations.

Said Spencer, "This is great! I might buy the building myself, and open up a new club.  We'll call it Methlab in keeping with the alchemize theme."

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