The Dealer's own Patricia Cake called on some famous Queen City folk to get a New Year's resolution from each.  Learn how these important Cincinnatians plan to make 2006 a year to remember!

Question:  What is the resolution you most hope to realize in the year 2006?

Jessica Simpson - "Take up another intellectual pursuit.  I've always wanted to master the game of tic-tac-toe."

Mark Mallory - "Get a place of my own."

David Pepper - "I have big plans for 2006.  I'm going to grow a beard and talk like a chicken.  I'll also start an organization to raise awareness of the damage caused by unfair elections decided by stupid dumbhead voters."

John Cranley - "I'm taking my ball and going to play elsewhere.  City Council is for sissies."

Marvin Lewis - "Move the Bengals to San Francisco in 2006.  The 49ers are washed up, and our guys look great in gold tights." 

Nick Spencer - "Create political momentum by staging a heroic rescue of Fred Shuttlesworth and Jim Tarbell trapped in a cave.  I saw Barney do this on a particularly compelling episode of The Andy Griffith Show.  After 'saving' Andy and his girl, Barney gained the respect of his community, and actually got laid, too!"

Nick Lachey - "I'd like to give up a bad habit, and become the Master of my Domain.  I'm swearing off bimbos and going solo in 2006."

Charles Lindner - "Fire all my year-end-party planners and bring in some real talent for my shareholders to enjoy.  Is Phyllis Diller still alive?"

Simon Leis -  "2006 is the year the Hamilton County Sheriff's Office is going to take care of the area's homosexual problem once and for all.  I plan on convincing the Tot-Lot-Posse to stop peddling drugs.  By channeling that aggressive energy, I believe the County can work cooperatively with the City and clean up those places where faggots have been wreaking so much havoc in the past few years.  Gang members will earn a great deal of respect, and for the first time become an asset to their respective neighborhoods."