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Police: “Dad just snapped.”
By Fred Pastry | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Dec 28, 2005
 

A family man said he just had a bad day after he was arrested for killing his wife, his teenage daughter and her boyfriend in their home, police said.

And by all accounts, we shouldn't hold any grudges against the guy.  I mean heck, who doesn't have a bad day every now and then.

His day started off poorly when the turkey came out a little dry and his wife forgot to pick up some cranberry sauce.  Little Bobby Richardson was also complaining that he did not get an X-box 360 under the tree.  But what really set Michael Richardson over the edge is when his neighbor wished him a 'Happy Holiday.'

From there came a rain of bullets mixed with screams of "Just Say Merry Christmas!"

Let this be a lesson to all the little boys and girls out there.  When dad says "don't make me come back there," he means it!

In related news PETA is holding protests outside the jail Michael Richardson is being held in since Richardson killed his dogs too.  "That's just going a little too far," says PETA supporter Gary Manders.

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