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Pepper Announces Run For Mayor
By Blaine Chowder | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Jan 26, 2005
 

CINCINNATI - Council member David Pepper is the newest mayor wannabe to seeking to fill the shoes of Charles Luken. Pepper, 33, single and still feeling fresh off a car-jacking 3 years ago says that the run for mayor is as much for him as it is for the city of Cincinnati.

"First mayor, then senate and then president", said Pepper. "Think of all the poon-tang I will get as a mayor. Wait, I told you this is off the record. Why are you writing this?"

Pepper also said he hopes that the run for mayor will get him a date with Channel 5's newest anchorwoman, Sandra Ali.

"Mmmmm, I love that Asian ass", said Pepper of the Egyptian born Ali. "As mayor, I will put a mandate on that ass."

The field of possible candidates is beginning to take shape and should soon include all the members of Cincinnati's city council before the end of the month.

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