Cincinnati native, John Hicks became the 999th execution in the United States since 1977.  Capital punishment began again in 1977 after a 10 year hiatus.  The Cincinnati Dealer was fortunate to find that John Hicks graciously did not object to a final interview.
 
CINCINNATI DEALER:  So, how does it feel to be the 999th execution in the US since 1977?

JOHN HICKS:

CD: It’s a shame you didn’t make it to be the 1000th customer.  It turns out that Robin Lovitt got his sentence commuted to life.  Do you feel any bitterness having just missed the prize?

HICKS:

CD: Your request for a last meal included a Pepsi.  Is there any truth to the rumor that this was a product placement deal between you and the Pespi Corporation?

CD:  Ah, yes.  I see.  Coke certainly has caused you more than enough trouble in your life.  So what do you plan to do with your new found fame?

CD:  Yeah, it is kind of ironic that drugs got you into this mess to start with and the state chose to end it with more drugs, ala lethal injection.  You could say that you are almost a poster child for the “drugs kill” theme.

CD:  Ha, ha, ha.  I know.  I know.  I just can’t resist a good joke.  It’s good to see you are keeping a stiff upper lip all things considered.

CD:  Mind if I smoke?

CD:  Thanks.  They keep telling me that this stuff is just another nail in my coffin but I just can’t quit.  I feel it is always polite to at least ask if others mind.  I’m glad the effects of second hand smoke don’t concern you.

CD:  It must have been a harsh blow to you when you found out that Governor Taft rejected your plea for clemency.  If Taft was here right now, what would you say to him?

CD:  All that time waiting I am sure the suspense was killing you.  Of course that is the last thing we would want to happen.

CD:  Do you think the jury would have been more understanding if you had just stopped at killing your mother-in-law?  I’m sure just about any husband in America could relate.

CD:  How do you respond to critics who claim you are taking your current situation lying down?

CD:  I have to admit, the state does appear to be a little overly harsh in your case.  Capital punishment is one thing, but continuing to keep you incarcerated after they have killed you does seem to be a bit much.

CD:  Thanks for taking time out of you busy schedule.  Any last words for the readers at home?