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Sportslist: Holiday Gift Suggestions
By Edmund Osterman | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Nov 30, 2005
 

What do you give the sports nut who has everything? We scoured the greater Cincinnati area and found these unique gifts.

Armein "Captain" Kirkland Gift Basket. Contains hand-crafted replicas of UC guard/forward Kirkland's basketball shots. $75.

Junior Bearcat Make-Your-Own-Headline Kit. Contains automobile and three-gallon jug of grain alcohol. Suitable for repeated use. $35,000.
Xavier Tournament Sweatshirt. Celebrate Xavier's participation in last year's postseason basketball tournament. $40.
Eric Milton Action Figure. Pitching arm not included. $25.5 million over three years.

Bengals Pass-Rush Training Set. Can you battle past the obstacles? The Bengals' defensive line almost can! $300.

 

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