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Bengals Player Claims Moral Victory, Beaten By Teammates
By Gerard Oh | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Nov 23, 2005
 

CINCINNATI - Despite generating nearly 500 yards of offense and scoring 27 points in one half, the Bengals' still lost 45-37 to the undefeated Indianapolis Colts. The loss leaves the Bengals at 7-3 and still tied for the division lead with Pittsburgh.. small comfort for fans who have suffered through a decade of futility.

On the heels of the loss, special teams gunner Reggie Myles said, "It was a moral victory. I mean, we probably hung with em as best as anybody. So yeah I'm satisifed. It's a 'W' in my book."

Myles was immediately cut and then pelted with water bottles.

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