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Lost - Case of Magic Shell, storage bin freezer & a prostitute. The last time I saw them, the prostitute was in the freezer & the case of Magic Shell was right next to them. I stepped out of the shower and *poof* they were gone. If found please contact This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it . Cash reward if found! Sorry no checks.

Lost - Looking for any information on lost dog. Ran off 40 years ago after directing the movie Sex Kittens Go to College. Answers to the name Sparko. Medium size metal breed. Gunmetal grey. Please send any information on whereabouts to This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it . Elektro really misses him.

Quick Poll

After Ike's damage to Cincinnati, how are you taking precautions against future hurricanes?

	Purchasing a windbreaker
	Cutting down every tree within 150 feet of my house
	Practicing dialing Duke Energy's phone number in the dark
	Looking for Duke Energy technicians who are willing to accept bribes
	Reading "Fixing Broken Power Lines For Dummies"
	Making sure my Bengals season tickets next year will be far away from the "wind tunnel" section
	Moving to the Gulf Coast, where people are actually warned in advance about hurricanes

What Grinds Your Gears?
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