CORRYVILLE - In front of a national TV audience, the UC Bearcats football squad was crushed by the Mountaineers of West Virginia, 38-0. Despite the score, UC and WVU played evenly in many statistical categories, such as first downs, passing yards, punts, third down conversions, and time of possession.  Of course, who pays attention to time of possession when you're so busy scoring? And who cares about passing when you average 5.9 yards per carry? Presumably, WVU's seven punts resulted from an inability to run plays while laughing too much.

Coach Dantonio said after the game, "Shouldn't you all be watching the basketball team or something?"