CINCINNATI - During the final drive of last Sunday's Bengals game, drunk moron Greg Gall ran onto the field and received a handoff from Green Bay quarterback Brett Favre. In a rare display of good judgment, the FOX broadcast did not show a replay of the event, so as to not encourage like behavior from other drunk, fame-seeking morons.

In a not-rare display of unsound judgment, the Cincinnati Enquirer interviewed Gall and put his picture in the paper.

Fans attending the next Bengals home game on November 20 can line up after the third quarter for their chance to meet Peyton Manning and be featured in the local news. The Bengals organization has asked fans to limit themselves to three drunk morons on the field at a time so that security is not overwhelmed.