The Cincinnati Dealer
The Straight Dope From A Straight Dope
Home
Top Stories
Business
Sports
Life
Opinion
Comics
Advice
Classifieds/Personals
Special Advertising Section

Staff
Search
Login

 


Green hosting by Dreamhost.com

 Subscribe in a reader

Subscribe by email
Cincinnati's Names - A History Lesson
By Burt Safer | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Oct 12, 2005
 
The Cincinnati Dealer is providing this helpful guide to the history of Cincinnati's various names.  This is a public service to Cincinnati's seventh grade students as they begin their first quarter of "Ohio Studies".

Even before Cincinnati was "Cincinnati", it was Los Antiville, The City of Antipathy, as Spanish settlers in 1788 first named it, to express their scorn towards the region.

In 1811, British novelist Jane Austen came to Los Antiville to promote her first novel Sense and Sensibility. Although Los Antiville's first settlers only spoke Spanish, Austen offered to teach them English so she could then sell her "textbooks" throughout Los Antiville.

In honor of Jane Austen, the new English-mumblers renamed their city after her textbook: "Sensenansenanbity". Since few residents had an actual copy of Austen's textbook, the name soon evolved into its current form,"Cincinnati".

Although the name "Cincinnati" has stuck through the ages, the city has taken on several unique nicknames.

- In 1895, during the height of the Gay 90's, Cincinnati was known as the Drag Queen capital of the midwest, earning its nickname "The Queen City".
- In 1967, Cincinnati became the "Blue Chip City" due to the popularity of Cincinnati's famous Blue Corn Chips.
- In 1972, Cincinnati was called "The City of Seven Hills" after a King's Island roller coaster, The Racer, premiered with seven hills.
- In 2001, Cincinnati was dubbed "Porkopolis", in honor of Cincinnati Police Officer Stephen Roach.
- In early 2005, Cincinnati was branded "Cincinnati USA", which still confuses many historians to this day.

|  
 
Quick Poll
After Ike's damage to Cincinnati, how are you taking precautions against future hurricanes?

 


What Grinds Your Gears?

Send your column and an optional photo to This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it . We love photos.



© 2004-2008 The Cincinnati Dealer. All rights reserved. Disclaimer: This site is a farce. So are its writers for that matter. All stories are fictional parody and should not in any way be construed as fact.