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ISO SWF - Champ here, do you like long walks on the beach and majestic sunsets, the smell of fresh air, and view of clear skies?   Then move asshole.  I want a woman who’s not afraid of wrestling, farts, farting while wrestling, and possibly sharting (most likely while wrestling).  I just want someone to share life’s simple pleasures like ordering pizza, watching a movie, grainy internet porn, bondage, watching a movie with some grainy internet bondage porn after ordering a pizza, sexual role reversal and maybe some anal sex.  Hmm.  You know, normal stuff.  If you’re a normal lady give Champ a call at 859-743-1719 or email me at \n This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it href="mailto: This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it "> This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it .

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