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The Cincinnati Dealer City Council Ballot!
By Gerard Oh | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Oct 5, 2005
 

We at the Cincinnati Dealer understand how hard it is to keep track of all 31 City Council candidates on the ballot. So we've assembled our own handy-dandy ballot card! Download it, print it out, and follow some of the suggestions below - its usefulness never ends!

(Note to Curtis Wells: We could only fit 30 candidates on the page. Sorry dude.)

Click to enlarge and print!

Some suggested uses:

  1. City Council Voting Guide: Can't decide on a candidate? Tack the ballot to the wall. Close your eyes. Throw a dart to find the lucky vote-getter!
  2. City Council Roulette: Assign odds to each candidate, place your bets on nine squares, and see where lady luck takes you!
  3. City Council Bingo: Make copies. Cut up the square and paste onto different boards. Get five or more in a row and you've got B-I-N-G-O!
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