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Local Man Regrets Cutting In Line At Hofbrauhaus
By Gerard Oh | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Sep 21, 2005
 

NEWPORT - Biff Hendricks is considered by a lot of people to be a "real jerk." However, last week, when he sought after Hofbrauhaus' one millionth liter, his antics backfired.

Witnesses described the incident. "Yeah, this twerpy-lookin' guy started pushin' to the front of the bar line, cat calling all the girls," recalls Stacey Smith, 29, of Covington. "Then he cuts right in front of this guy, saying 'Out of the way pudgy' - like he was one to talk - and gets his beer!"

The last laugh was on Hendricks though, when the guy he cut in front of, Zach Palmer, 24, of Covedale, scored the millionth liter.

Smith witnessed Hendricks later in the parking lot, sitting alone in his Hyundai, crying.

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