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More Platefuls of Marketing Served Up to Uncaring Public
By Edmund Osterman | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Sep 21, 2005
 

RANDOM SUBURB - In an effort to stand out from all the other Greater Cincinnati suburbs, Blue Ash has hired a marketing consultant for $63,000 to help "brand" the city. Working with city officials, the consultant has created the following candidate slogans for the campaign.

Editor's Note: Actual statements from the article.

Blue Ash: Like Many Suburbs Around Cincinnati

Blue Ash: Unlike Many of Its Neighbors

Blue Ash: Includes Economic, Lifestyle, and Residential Elements

Blue Ash: 35 Percent Industrial/Commercial

Blue Ash: Boasts a Sprawling, Modern Recreation Center

Blue Ash: The Time Is Right to Solidify a Vision

Blue Ash: Trying to Continue or Rejuvenate Its Economic Development

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