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UC Bearcats Lose Yet Another Game
By Edmund Osterman | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Jan 19, 2005
 

The University of Cincinnati men's basketball team lost its second overall game of the season to conference rival Louisville last Saturday, January 15. The 66-69 loss gives UC a season record of 14-2.

"They're pathetic, as usual." said David Hyde, 20, an economics major at UC and avid basketball fan. "I can't believe how many losses they've piled up this year. Why can't they ever win a game?"

Janice Loman, 19, Mr. Hyde's girlfriend, concurred. "It's so tough, being a UC fan. I guess we should be used to this endless string of heartbreaking losses, but it hurts every time." As Mr. Hyde patted Ms. Loman's hand, a single tear rolled down his cheek.

Cincinnati is the winningest team in the history of Conference USA, with a 248-63 (.797) overall record during this span. UC has won either a regular season or tournament title in twelve of the past thirteen seasons.

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