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FOR SALE - Black Hummer 2002, gets 8 mpg. $200 OBO. Perfect for under-endowed steroid abuser, also makes a nice planter.  Call Tony 555-3298.

SWPF ISO - Slender European with a nice seat.  Italian preferred.  This lady is tired of big gas guzzlers and ready for a change.

FOR SALE - Large supply of dark face paint, approx. 14 pairs of white gloves, several early 20^th century records, and 2 Pat Boone albums.  Dusty, but in good condition, found recently in basement of family home.  If interested, make best offer to \n This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it href="mailto: This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it "> This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it .

FOR SALE - Baby, like new, garage kept.  Used once to smuggle smack.  If interested contact the Guttenberg Theatre at 909-412-5454, ask for Steve.