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David Pepper Endorses Burt Safer For Mayor
By Burt Safer | Dealer staff writer    Wed, Aug 24, 2005
 

CINCINNATI - As Mayor Pepper prepares to step down, he is supporting only one mayoral candidate from the entire field: Clifton Democrat Burt Safer.

"Everyone wants it to be Safer," said Mayor Pepper, "And I agree that Cincinnati should have Safer streets, Safer homes, and Safer communities."

Burt Safer, the estranged nephew of Morley Safer, is proud to accept Mayor Pepper's endorsement.  Mr. Safer certainly lives up to his name. He has never been arrested for drugs, theft, or unlawful sexual conduct with a minor, and that one drunk driving charge was total bullshit. Certainly, the citizens of Cincinnati could do no wrong by electing Burt Safer to continue Mayor Pepper's legacy.
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