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Classifieds

MISSED - Chevy Chase's sense of humor, last seen on the set of Fletch circa 1985. If you any information on its whereabouts, please contact Chevy's agent at 212-569-7728. Ask for Mr. Pune.

LOST - Over 200,000 Ohio jobs, last seen 1 President ago.

FOR RENT - Spacious double-wide, pasty, bloated, homely, and sparingly used area man. Skills include consuming, inhaling, porn bartering, and typing. If interested keep an eye peeled at local bus stops.

Quick Poll

After Ike's damage to Cincinnati, how are you taking precautions against future hurricanes?

	Purchasing a windbreaker
	Cutting down every tree within 150 feet of my house
	Practicing dialing Duke Energy's phone number in the dark
	Looking for Duke Energy technicians who are willing to accept bribes
	Reading "Fixing Broken Power Lines For Dummies"
	Making sure my Bengals season tickets next year will be far away from the "wind tunnel" section
	Moving to the Gulf Coast, where people are actually warned in advance about hurricanes

What Grinds Your Gears?
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