Cincinnati Enquirer columnist and local dickhead, Peter Bronson, decided a woman’s grief over her son killed during a useless war, wasn’t enough.

Bronson wrote a journalistically anorexic column that accused the media of being in bed with war protestors by not telling the entire story of Cindy Sheehan - accusing her of flip flopping on her emotions.

"Part of my duty as a columnist at the Enquirer is to suck the balls of the GOP. If it means stomping the ovaries of a grieving mother, so be it", said Bronson from his neatly kept cubicle at the Enquirer. "I took her comments out of context, because George Bush has done more for this world than Jesus."

Bronson, an out of touch, white haired, old school midget in his mid 60's implies that Sheehan told two different stories to the media and that the roller coaster of emotion that comes along with losing a loved one is no excuse when it concerns the President.

Bronson offered no apologies for his column and went on to say that he likes transvestites, snorting coke off a hookers back and smacking children.

Laura Reed, an Enquirer subscriber for 60 years, says Bronson tells it like it is.

"I really think he is a great writer. His stories are so insightful", said Reed. "He is so refreshing, right up there with Rock Hudson and Depends Undergarments."

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